Facebook requests are evil

February 21, 2008

A last little whine and quibble before bed time - dearest friends on Facebook, please desist, stop, refrain from and hold out on any further requests to:

- Build a garden

- Find out my personality’s weapon

- Add stuff to a lil’ green patch

- Become a zombie, werewolf, vampire or any other form of undead (unless you’re Kate Beckinsale in “Underworld”, mind you)

- Become Best Friends Forever, Top Friends, Most Bestest Friend, Friend For Life or Sexy Friend (I don’t want to be your friend if you send me this crap)

- Join your petition, vegan society, charity or any other social niche

Stop it. Stop it now. Please stop it. Or I may have to remove you from my friend list (GASP).

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